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Hey there, you've reached Norman Osborn. Sorry I'm unavailable at the moment. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you shortly.

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Yes, I'm starting to see how it would win that claim
God, it's not even funny
I mean if you are going to try for an Abbott and Costello shtick, you better deliver
They may as well have slapped them in the face it was so awful
Just awful!

And it's still going!
Santa needs to hurry up and conquer this planet!!

I look forward to your next commentary.

It's not nearly as bad as you think if you haven't turned if off yet.

No, I'm watching it with a friend
Who picked it by the way
That should tell you all you need to know about him

We're in this together until the bitter end

As you should!

It means your friend has great taste in bad movies.

And that he's a good friend.

Yeah, he's pretty swell

[ YOU KNOW IN A MANLY PLATONIC WAY ]

Is he enjoying it?

[ Bucky snaps a quick pic of Dick looking slightly confused in Bucky's direction and sends it to Normie. ]

We seem to have the same bewildered face
But deep down below it there's something akin to enjoyment

I think he's more confused about why you shoved a camera in his face.

But that's just me.

See, I knew you were enjoying it.

No, it's clearly bewilderment from this movie
Believe me I know his bewildered faces pretty good

Whoa now
Enjoyment might be a strong word
But
It's certainly something that is currently happening to my face
I will admit that

Hey, I haven't seen you at home in awhile
Are you busy at work or something?

I'll have to take your word for it then.

And yet you still haven't turned it off.

Wait I thought you

No one told you?

Tell me what?
And just who is here to tell me anything?
North's gone

I guess you were right about that curse
Thank God we didn't bet on it

But if we turned it off what would we complain about for the rest of the night?

Aww crap did he?

[There's a long pause before he sends the next message.]

Do you know Peter Parker? He was my dad's best friend, and even though we're from slightly different universes, we hang out from time to time.

He has an independent apartment in De Chima

We were talking one night and

I'm sorry, Bucky

I moved out

Exactly

[ He only knows the man vaguely. He helped out on the VR training simulation with them. ]

So that promise not to leave was what?
One-sided?
Alright
Lesson learned

Have fun

[Normie knows he screwed up. He wonders if he should even reply, given how (justifyingly) Bucky seems to be right now.

Still, he decides he owes him something.]

Bucky I didn't mean it like that

I didn't leave. I'm still here. Just in De Chima.

I'm sorry. I screwed up

I should have told you

[Norman gets a blue scarf! Also cookies. You know you want them. There's also a card with well-wishing and a cheerful in-joke (because you know they have one by now).]

Merry Christmas

[ There. That's all you get for now. ]

Merry Christmas, Bucky

[He'll take it.]

Hey.

[He wasn't sure what he wanted to say after that, but he pressed the send button by accident. After a moment:]

How're you holding up?

[It's a while before he replies, mainly because using he's not used to using the Network mentally.]

not the first time i've been kidnapped

first time with so many people

or anyone else really

or without my grandfather or father involved

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