I'll look into getting the imposter shut down. [A small pause.] He--or she--is pretty good, they completely had me fooled.

[All the more reason to have the full force of the OsCorp legal team to come down on them.]

But oh man, Instagram. I have one but I couldn't tell you the last time I've used it. It's been way too long. Maybe I should dust off the account...

[He was pretty active with it for a while, but OsCorp's been eating up all his free time.]

You say that now, but when Belle steps through the porter she's suddenly a whole lot less two dimensional.