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[notyourfathersosborn]

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[sidecars]

The caretaker lady is on rollers
SHE IS ROLLING ACROSS THE FLOOR LIKE A DOLLY WHY
What is spooky about that?

Why is she even in the closet??

[ Yeah, he's not even naming the title. That is on you to figure out what he's rambling about. SPOILER: It's House on Haunted Hill!! ]

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[notyourfathersosborn]

That was cutting edge for the 50s.

[Was it? Damned if he knows, but he's going to go with that as his answer.]

I feel like if I said "checking the spot out for Vincent Price for later" I'd be giving that movie too much credit.

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[notyourfathersosborn]

[Comics!]

I know alternate timelines are possible. A friend of mine's been sent to one where some of the people closest to them were all evil.

But it's one thing to hear about it, and another to experience it.

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[sidecars]

I'm just glad the rest of the cast seems as confused as I am as to how in the hell an old blind lady managed to get into a closet without them noticing
Questions with no answers it seems

I like the party favors, though
Nothing like several loaded guns to get a party exciting

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[resipiscent]

Yeah. I mean, I can imagine, but I can't... really know.

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[notyourfathersosborn]

How more people didn't get shot in that movie I'll never understand.

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[notyourfathersosborn]

[He nods. Exactly.]

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[sidecars]

Wow, that's disheartening to hear!
I expected a Wild West blood bath here

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[resipiscent]

Hey, Normie?

[He's quiet for a moment.]

Thanks for getting in touch with me. I really appreciate it. Another friend disappeared around the same time as you did, so...

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Oh crap, are you still watching it?

Sorry!

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[sidecars]

This is a play-by-play texting experience and you've just ruined it for everyone
You can't see it, but I am shaking my head at you right now
So much shaking

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Hey... no problem. After what happened with May, and what you went through with Sora, I figured I should check in.

Not that I'm comparing me to your closest friend, but the sentiment stands.

I'm sorry you lost another friend.

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[resipiscent]

... No, it's... he's come back, so... it's not that big of a deal. I just...

[He frowns, unsure how to put this.]

I just didn't know how to feel, you know? It's the same as I feel when I think about Sora and Kairi coming here.

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Oh, I'm sure the movie is just ruined now.

RUINED! even.

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[sidecars]

Pretty much!
People are actually going to live now
And I just don't know if I can enjoy the movie without the threat of death lurking around every cobwebby corner!

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Now I never said they survived... just that there wasn't a Wild West shootout involved.

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[notyourfathersosborn]

It's bittersweet.

I get it.

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[resipiscent]

Yeah. Guess I don't really need to tell you that.

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[sidecars]

Alright, well, let's hope so for your sake!
Or I'm coming up to your room and showing you what's what!

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[notyourfathersosborn]

We'll call it the moral of this phone call.

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[notyourfathersosborn]

What are you talking about?

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[resipiscent]

Heh. Yeah, I guess so, huh?

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[sidecars]

[ Unlike you, sir, Bucky does his homework on his roommates 'cause, you know, paranoia. ]

You do know I live like a door away from you, right?

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Guess so.

So yeah, let me know if your friend still needs their communicator repaired, and I'll see what I can do.

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[notyourfathersosborn]

[Excuse you, but when you've been through at least a dozen roommates since arriving, you stop keeping track.]

...Huh.

[He might have poked his head out to look.]