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[notyourfathersosborn]

Oh, I'm sure the movie is just ruined now.

RUINED! even.

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[sidecars]

Pretty much!
People are actually going to live now
And I just don't know if I can enjoy the movie without the threat of death lurking around every cobwebby corner!

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Now I never said they survived... just that there wasn't a Wild West shootout involved.

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[sidecars]

Alright, well, let's hope so for your sake!
Or I'm coming up to your room and showing you what's what!

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[notyourfathersosborn]

What are you talking about?

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[sidecars]

[ Unlike you, sir, Bucky does his homework on his roommates 'cause, you know, paranoia. ]

You do know I live like a door away from you, right?

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[notyourfathersosborn]

[Excuse you, but when you've been through at least a dozen roommates since arriving, you stop keeping track.]

...Huh.

[He might have poked his head out to look.]

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[sidecars]

[ Uh huh, yeah, a likely story, pal. ]

What kind of super hero candidate are you?

[ Shouldn't you all have top-notch military training and the caution of a schizophrenic?? ]

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Sorry you're like the 14th person to occupy that room since you got here. I honestly stopped keeping track.

[Because honestly, it hurts too much to get attached, only to realize they've left as quickly as they've come.</small.]

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[sidecars]

14th?
Are you kidding me
Is this house cursed or something?
Bad plumbing?
Run out of hot water fast?

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[notyourfathersosborn]

That's a slight exaggeration, but yeah the townhouse has had a bit of a revolving door.

I have no idea, but I've been the only one to last more than 2 months there.

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[sidecars]

Well then!
I guess I'll take that as a challenge!

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[notyourfathersosborn]

You better succeed.

I mean, without you who else would I get movie play-by-plays from?

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[sidecars]

Honestly, no one
Or at least no one with my sharp wit and keen cinematic savvy

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Right?

I mean most people wouldn't have even noticed she was clearly being pulled on a dolly.

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[sidecars]

Exactly!
They didn't plan for ol Bucky Barnes and his extensive skillset

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[notyourfathersosborn]

[Argh that name is so familiar, why can't he place it?]

So you can't leave.

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[sidecars]

OK I will try very hard

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Well now if you do I'll know the place is cursed.

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[sidecars]

OK sure
That seems scientifically sound

[ And that sounds like sarcasm. ]

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Dude it was a joke.

[Did you really think he was serious?]

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[sidecars]

Mmmmhmmmm

Aw shit I missed the end of the movie
There was a skeleton puppet!
I missed the puppet

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[notyourfathersosborn]

We have this amazing invention in the future called "rewind". You can go back to where you left off and finish it that way.

But yes, you missed the puppet. The best puppet.

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[sidecars]

No shit?
It's the double back button thing isn't it?

It is!
OK back on the skeleton
I CAN SEE THE STRINGS!
Come on guys!

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[notyourfathersosborn]

It is.

I think that one was actually done on purpose.
Sort of a wink and a nod to the audience.