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[sidecars]

Did you know
That
There is a movie
Called
And I quote
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

This is something that was made
I am watching it
And I have to say
I'm a little scared

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Dude that movie is awesome!

And by awesome, I mean it's one of the worst movies ever.

But that's what makes it so great.

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[sidecars]

Yes, I'm starting to see how it would win that claim
God, it's not even funny
I mean if you are going to try for an Abbott and Costello shtick, you better deliver
They may as well have slapped them in the face it was so awful
Just awful!

And it's still going!
Santa needs to hurry up and conquer this planet!!

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[notyourfathersosborn]

It's not nearly as bad as you think if you haven't turned if off yet.

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[sidecars]

No, I'm watching it with a friend
Who picked it by the way
That should tell you all you need to know about him

We're in this together until the bitter end

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[notyourfathersosborn]

It means your friend has great taste in bad movies.

And that he's a good friend.

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[sidecars]

Yeah, he's pretty swell

[ YOU KNOW IN A MANLY PLATONIC WAY ]

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Is he enjoying it?

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[sidecars]

[ Bucky snaps a quick pic of Dick looking slightly confused in Bucky's direction and sends it to Normie. ]

We seem to have the same bewildered face
But deep down below it there's something akin to enjoyment

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[notyourfathersosborn]

I think he's more confused about why you shoved a camera in his face.

But that's just me.

See, I knew you were enjoying it.

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[sidecars]

No, it's clearly bewilderment from this movie
Believe me I know his bewildered faces pretty good

Whoa now
Enjoyment might be a strong word
But
It's certainly something that is currently happening to my face
I will admit that

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[notyourfathersosborn]

I'll have to take your word for it then.

And yet you still haven't turned it off.

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[sidecars]

But if we turned it off what would we complain about for the rest of the night?

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Exactly