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[notyourfathersosborn]

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[notyourfathersosborn]

I've already got a great location in mind. I'll have to rearrange some of my engineers but we do it a lot here that it shouldn't be a problem. The lab's got one of my grandfather's old secret Goblin storehouses built into it--sans all of the equipment, I've either burned, destroyed, or re-purposed it--so we can keep any works in progress extra secure. I trust my people implicitly, but an Osborn never believes there's such a thing as too much security.

I'd love to work with Pete, but I can't say I remember the ambassador. They all kind of blend together after a while to me, I'm afraid.

Whenever you want to come by for a walk-through, either alone or with Uncle Pete and Ambassador Revan, let me know and I'll tell the front desk. I'll also work with my lawyers on getting a contract drafted. Don't worry, I won't have them draw it up too much in my favor.

[As if he'd do anything like that to Kanaya. If anything he'll make sure they draft it too heavily in her favor.]

[glowsferatu]

If it's that great a concern, I can have a lawyer of my own to sit in on the proceedings. Most of the money coming my way will go into production and employee salaries anyway, I've already made more than I could ever personally need.

I like the idea of a tour, especially since you don;t know Revan already. It would be a good opportunity for the two of you to meet, and to discern how you might work together.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Kanaya, I'd never do anything to interfere with your business. Unlike the rest of my family I have no desire to cut anyone's throat to make me more wealthy, especially someone I consider a friend. If you want to send a lawyer, by all means, but I'll make sure it's written up in your best interest.

[Wealth is nice, but not when it's built on the backs of other people.]

Why don't you see when everyone else is free, and I'll be sure to clear my schedule that day for you.

[glowsferatu]

Don't think this means that I don't trust you, of course! But if we understood the ins and outs of contractual language, we wouldn't hire lawyers to do it for us. And, should they begin their own proxy war, well, that's what lawyers do.

[ She lets out a laugh. ]

Anyway, I'll give them a call. Hopefully we'll be able to settle everything quickly.

[notyourfathersosborn]

But of course. I'll get my lawyers on it, and then my people will call your people and they can lawyer to their hearts content.

[Yes, he has waited his whole life to use the cliched phrase "I'll have my people call your people."]

Sounds like a plan. Keep me posted.

[glowsferatu]

[ She got you there, buddy! It's a proud day. ]

Of course! Talk to you soon. In the meantime, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

[ Which is more friendly than that phrase is usually meant, but if they're going to be trading cliched lawyer lines, she had to. ]

[notyourfathersosborn]

[Normie laughs before ending the call.

Touche, Kanaya, touche.]