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Norman "Normie" Harold Osborn ([personal profile] notyourfathersosborn) wrote2015-01-30 10:21 am
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notyourfathersosborn: (That qualifies as something stupid)

[personal profile] notyourfathersosborn 2017-06-20 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow I don't believe you.

[Normie's onto you, Pete.]

If I had to guess, I'm thinking they would prefer the term "devils." Maybe not dad, but Uncle Matt and Darkdevil.

Wait, wait! Okay so someone named Tank Girl went to the moon and what? Left a strap-on there? And why would a skrull pretend to be the statue of liberty?
shutterbugged: (spidey: shut up.)

i crack up every time I have him say "dick"

[personal profile] shutterbugged 2017-06-20 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's on you, not me.

That's a bit ambiguous when there are actual devils around, don't you think? [ Arguably including Reilly... ]

I don't know if she went to the moon, I just know that she drew a dick on the moon, with lasers or something.

It wasn't an actual Skrull, it was defaced. By Skrulls. When they tried to infiltrate.
notyourfathersosborn: (That qualifies as something stupid)

[personal profile] notyourfathersosborn 2017-06-21 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure Darkdevil is an actual devil. Or something of that nature, anyway. [Right, Peter wouldn't know who that is.] Darkdevil's a member of the New... er... new New Warriors, along with Phil and at one point May--[So not getting into how she got kicked out of her own team.]--and he's got Uncle Matt's schtick and most of his costume, but a whole lot more devil-ness to the face and voice.

[That actually causes Normie to sputter a bit.]

Hang on. She drew a dick on the moon? Like, you could see it from Earth and everything?! How is that even possible?

[Damn it, Peter, stop throwing him curveballs!]

There were Skrulls in The City?
shutterbugged: (spidey: covered in my little friends)

[personal profile] shutterbugged 2017-06-23 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, we've met. He's a great kid. And yes, before you say anything else, I know your Uncle Pete feels differently. [ He tries not to judge, but... "tries" is the operative word, here. There's a lot that he's heard about his older counterpart that doesn't quite jive for him. ] Uh, in the interests of not spilling beans that aren't mine to spill--do you know his secret identity?

[ Peter felt the same way when he first saw it. ] Honestly, I have no idea. It was before my time and I'm sure someone told me at some point, but with everything else that's happened...

Just a handful, impersonating another handful of imPorts. I can't remember the full roster--Sherlock Holmes and Blue Beetle were two of them, I think, but not the ones who are here now. At least three or four others--and Mayday.
notyourfathersosborn: (I swear I only look evil)

[personal profile] notyourfathersosborn 2017-06-25 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Darkdevil was here?! [That's news to him.] Not officially. Though I've always had my suspicions.

[Reilly probably shouldn't have pulled the disappearing as civilian/reappearing several seconds later as superhero thing in front of Normie. That combined with Reilly's uncanny resemblance to Peter and Darkdevil's weird obsession with Spider-Girl really make him feel good about his guess.]

...May?
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