I'm pretty sure Darkdevil is an actual devil. Or something of that nature, anyway. [Right, Peter wouldn't know who that is.] Darkdevil's a member of the New... er... new New Warriors, along with Phil and at one point May--[So not getting into how she got kicked out of her own team.]--and he's got Uncle Matt's schtick and most of his costume, but a whole lot more devil-ness to the face and voice.
[That actually causes Normie to sputter a bit.]
Hang on. She drew a dick on the moon? Like, you could see it from Earth and everything?! How is that even possible?
Don't worry, we've met. He's a great kid. And yes, before you say anything else, I know your Uncle Pete feels differently. [ He tries not to judge, but... "tries" is the operative word, here. There's a lot that he's heard about his older counterpart that doesn't quite jive for him. ] Uh, in the interests of not spilling beans that aren't mine to spill--do you know his secret identity?
[ Peter felt the same way when he first saw it. ] Honestly, I have no idea. It was before my time and I'm sure someone told me at some point, but with everything else that's happened...
Just a handful, impersonating another handful of imPorts. I can't remember the full roster--Sherlock Holmes and Blue Beetle were two of them, I think, but not the ones who are here now. At least three or four others--and Mayday.
Darkdevil was here?! [That's news to him.] Not officially. Though I've always had my suspicions.
[Reilly probably shouldn't have pulled the disappearing as civilian/reappearing several seconds later as superhero thing in front of Normie. That combined with Reilly's uncanny resemblance to Peter and Darkdevil's weird obsession with Spider-Girl really make him feel good about his guess.]
i crack up every time I have him say "dick"
Date: 2017-06-20 10:19 pm (UTC)That's a bit ambiguous when there are actual devils around, don't you think? [ Arguably including Reilly... ]
I don't know if she went to the moon, I just know that she drew a dick on the moon, with lasers or something.
It wasn't an actual Skrull, it was defaced. By Skrulls. When they tried to infiltrate.
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Date: 2017-06-21 03:55 am (UTC)[That actually causes Normie to sputter a bit.]
Hang on. She drew a dick on the moon? Like, you could see it from Earth and everything?! How is that even possible?
[Damn it, Peter, stop throwing him curveballs!]
There were Skrulls in The City?
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Date: 2017-06-23 08:13 pm (UTC)[ Peter felt the same way when he first saw it. ] Honestly, I have no idea. It was before my time and I'm sure someone told me at some point, but with everything else that's happened...
Just a handful, impersonating another handful of imPorts. I can't remember the full roster--Sherlock Holmes and Blue Beetle were two of them, I think, but not the ones who are here now. At least three or four others--and Mayday.
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Date: 2017-06-25 04:42 am (UTC)[Reilly probably shouldn't have pulled the disappearing as civilian/reappearing several seconds later as superhero thing in front of Normie. That combined with Reilly's uncanny resemblance to Peter and Darkdevil's weird obsession with Spider-Girl really make him feel good about his guess.]
...May?