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[notyourfathersosborn]

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i crack up every time I have him say "dick"

[shutterbugged]

Well, that's on you, not me.

That's a bit ambiguous when there are actual devils around, don't you think? [ Arguably including Reilly... ]

I don't know if she went to the moon, I just know that she drew a dick on the moon, with lasers or something.

It wasn't an actual Skrull, it was defaced. By Skrulls. When they tried to infiltrate.

[notyourfathersosborn]

I'm pretty sure Darkdevil is an actual devil. Or something of that nature, anyway. [Right, Peter wouldn't know who that is.] Darkdevil's a member of the New... er... new New Warriors, along with Phil and at one point May--[So not getting into how she got kicked out of her own team.]--and he's got Uncle Matt's schtick and most of his costume, but a whole lot more devil-ness to the face and voice.

[That actually causes Normie to sputter a bit.]

Hang on. She drew a dick on the moon? Like, you could see it from Earth and everything?! How is that even possible?

[Damn it, Peter, stop throwing him curveballs!]

There were Skrulls in The City?

[shutterbugged]

Don't worry, we've met. He's a great kid. And yes, before you say anything else, I know your Uncle Pete feels differently. [ He tries not to judge, but... "tries" is the operative word, here. There's a lot that he's heard about his older counterpart that doesn't quite jive for him. ] Uh, in the interests of not spilling beans that aren't mine to spill--do you know his secret identity?

[ Peter felt the same way when he first saw it. ] Honestly, I have no idea. It was before my time and I'm sure someone told me at some point, but with everything else that's happened...

Just a handful, impersonating another handful of imPorts. I can't remember the full roster--Sherlock Holmes and Blue Beetle were two of them, I think, but not the ones who are here now. At least three or four others--and Mayday.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Darkdevil was here?! [That's news to him.] Not officially. Though I've always had my suspicions.

[Reilly probably shouldn't have pulled the disappearing as civilian/reappearing several seconds later as superhero thing in front of Normie. That combined with Reilly's uncanny resemblance to Peter and Darkdevil's weird obsession with Spider-Girl really make him feel good about his guess.]

...May?