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[sidecars]

Honestly, no one
Or at least no one with my sharp wit and keen cinematic savvy

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Right?

I mean most people wouldn't have even noticed she was clearly being pulled on a dolly.

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[sidecars]

Exactly!
They didn't plan for ol Bucky Barnes and his extensive skillset

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[notyourfathersosborn]

[Argh that name is so familiar, why can't he place it?]

So you can't leave.

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[sidecars]

OK I will try very hard

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Well now if you do I'll know the place is cursed.

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[sidecars]

OK sure
That seems scientifically sound

[ And that sounds like sarcasm. ]

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Dude it was a joke.

[Did you really think he was serious?]

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[sidecars]

Mmmmhmmmm

Aw shit I missed the end of the movie
There was a skeleton puppet!
I missed the puppet

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[notyourfathersosborn]

We have this amazing invention in the future called "rewind". You can go back to where you left off and finish it that way.

But yes, you missed the puppet. The best puppet.

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[sidecars]

No shit?
It's the double back button thing isn't it?

It is!
OK back on the skeleton
I CAN SEE THE STRINGS!
Come on guys!

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[notyourfathersosborn]

It is.

I think that one was actually done on purpose.
Sort of a wink and a nod to the audience.

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[sidecars]

OK well maybe I will allow it then
But we'll see how I feel in an hour
I might change my mind

So that was a pretty good rec
You get one point added to your column

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[notyourfathersosborn]

I look forward to your next commentary.

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[sidecars]

As you should!