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notyourfathersosborn: (You have the wrong number man)
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Date: 2015-11-13 12:43 pm (UTC)
sidecars: (corrupt)
From: [personal profile] sidecars
The caretaker lady is on rollers
SHE IS ROLLING ACROSS THE FLOOR LIKE A DOLLY WHY
What is spooky about that?

Why is she even in the closet??


[ Yeah, he's not even naming the title. That is on you to figure out what he's rambling about. SPOILER: It's House on Haunted Hill!! ]

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Date: 2015-11-16 11:48 pm (UTC)
sidecars: (and I'mma pour it on)
From: [personal profile] sidecars
I'm just glad the rest of the cast seems as confused as I am as to how in the hell an old blind lady managed to get into a closet without them noticing
Questions with no answers it seems

I like the party favors, though
Nothing like several loaded guns to get a party exciting

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Date: 2015-11-17 11:37 pm (UTC)
sidecars: (corrupt)
From: [personal profile] sidecars
Wow, that's disheartening to hear!
I expected a Wild West blood bath here

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Date: 2015-11-18 01:56 am (UTC)
sidecars: (before I'll fuckin' breathe)
From: [personal profile] sidecars
This is a play-by-play texting experience and you've just ruined it for everyone
You can't see it, but I am shaking my head at you right now
So much shaking

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Date: 2015-11-19 02:30 am (UTC)
sidecars: (and I'mma pour it on)
From: [personal profile] sidecars
Pretty much!
People are actually going to live now
And I just don't know if I can enjoy the movie without the threat of death lurking around every cobwebby corner!

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Date: 2015-11-21 08:26 am (UTC)
sidecars: (and I'mma pour it on)
From: [personal profile] sidecars
Alright, well, let's hope so for your sake!
Or I'm coming up to your room and showing you what's what!

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Date: 2015-11-22 04:29 am (UTC)
sidecars: (when I was little I knew)
From: [personal profile] sidecars
[ Unlike you, sir, Bucky does his homework on his roommates 'cause, you know, paranoia. ]

You do know I live like a door away from you, right?

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Date: 2015-11-24 12:07 am (UTC)
sidecars: (and I'mma pour it on)
From: [personal profile] sidecars
[ Uh huh, yeah, a likely story, pal. ]

What kind of super hero candidate are you?

[ Shouldn't you all have top-notch military training and the caution of a schizophrenic?? ]

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Date: 2015-11-24 07:33 am (UTC)
sidecars: (corrupt)
From: [personal profile] sidecars
14th?
Are you kidding me
Is this house cursed or something?
Bad plumbing?
Run out of hot water fast?

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Date: 2015-11-25 04:00 am (UTC)
sidecars: (grew up too quick)
From: [personal profile] sidecars
Well then!
I guess I'll take that as a challenge!

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Date: 2015-11-25 04:06 am (UTC)
sidecars: (Cap told me)
From: [personal profile] sidecars
Honestly, no one
Or at least no one with my sharp wit and keen cinematic savvy

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Date: 2015-11-25 04:27 am (UTC)
sidecars: ('til I slur up spit)
From: [personal profile] sidecars
Exactly!
They didn't plan for ol Bucky Barnes and his extensive skillset

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Date: 2015-11-25 06:41 am (UTC)
sidecars: (kick up dust)
From: [personal profile] sidecars
OK I will try very hard

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